bout once a year I have to go to the Vet. My vet is called Dagny and I used to love visiting her. She used to give me loads of attention. In addition I met so many nice dogs and so many interesting smells.
One day my mum took me there and I must have fallen asleep because I woke up. When I woke up I had a larger than life lamp shade around my head, pain in my groin and discovered my mum had left me. Sound rough? You’d better believe it and I haven’t even gotten to the worst part yet!!! That evening I discovered my ball was gone, my one and only ball which used to be there..you know right between my legs. Can you imagine the shock when I realized Dagny had stole my ball and left was some itchy, painful hole in my body!! I was mortified needless to say. Mum claims it’s not actually Dagny’s fault. She said my ball was supposed to have a friend, another ball. Since I had only one, the other one was sad and has gone to ball heaven. It was very sad & I hope it is reasting peacefully in ball heaven as we speak.
I don’t like visiting Dagny anymore. I’m worried what she’s gonna steal next and to confirm my fears she actually drew blood last time..so it keeps escalating. But mum seems to really like her and chats and laugh with her. My mum can be so naïve!!!
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